Time to get your disc resurfacing groove on, with the commercial grade Disc-Go-Devil. Unlike those hand-cranked ones that you can buy for $30, this guy can do 225 discs an hour. The powerful pump and motor inside just blazes using a set of polishing pads and compounds to make old CD’s, DVD’s, and games run like new, all in one cycle without changing any parts or fluids.

There is a digital display which can track the total number of repaired discs at each specific level and with everything self-contained, it is easily portable. At $995 this thing’s only for the most destructive of people (you know who you are), but with such a cOol name I am all for it.

[Via 10Years]