You just got annoyed by the person calling you and talking too much craps and rubbish. So if you want to put them off in a good way then just get this, the Phone Excuses. It has six buttons all corresponding to a different excuse, smash, flush, knock knock, alarm, nudge, ding dong. Erm…I thought it supposed to have ring ring. It measures 9 x 3 x 3cm. Get one for $9.