What about a Playboy handset? This Playboy phone is made by Alcatel, it comes with camera (?MP), storage of up to 800 contacts, Bluetooth, USB 2.0 full speed and mass storage, MP3 player with 64-tone polyphonic melodies and synthesized audio, and all the basic features such as handsfree capability, conference call, organizer, vibrating alert, calculator, alarm clock. The Playboy phone supply talk time of up to 3.5 hours / a 400 hour standby. Package comes with battery, charger with USB cable, stereo headset with remote control and jack adaptor, PC suite, charm, leather pouch, and Playboy Bluetooth headset (optional). The Playboy phone is available in gold, platinum, or metallic pink for $300. Hope you don’t get a VGA camera for this. Anyway the real thing looks much better than the product picture above.