An American man went to China for holidays. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use condom all the time. After a week later when he’s back home in the States, he awakes one morning and shouted Holy Sh!t, after finding out his pen!s is covered with bright green and purple spots.

Immediately he rushed to see a doctor. The doctor has not seen anything like this before. So the doctor took the man into some tests and tells him to return in two days for the results.

The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: “I’ve got bad news for you. You’ve contracted Mongolian VD. It’s very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it”.

The man looks a little perplexed and says: “Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc”.

The doctor answers: “I’m sorry, there’s no known cure. We’re have to amputate your pen!s”.

The man screams in horror, “Absolutely not! I want a second opinion”.

The doctor replies: “Well, it’s your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice”.

The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he’ll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his pen!s and proclaims: “Ah, yes, that’s the Mongolian VD. It’s a very lare disease you know”.

The guy says to the doctor: “Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my pen!s”

The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: “Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way. No need to opelate!”

“Oh, Thank God!”, the man replies.

“Yes”, says the Chinese doctor, “You no worry! Wait another couple of weeks. Your pen!s fall off by itself!”