This drunk man in the bar is looking for the wash room so he asks the bartender, “Where’s the washroom at?” The bartender says, “Go straight till the end there and make a right.”

Well, all of a sudden, everybody at the bar hears this loud scream coming from the washroom, and they wonder about what’s going on in there. A few minutes go by, and again, everybody at the bar hears another loud scream that came out of the washroom. This time, the bartender decides to investigate, and he goes into the washroom to see what the drunk is screaming about.

He opens the door and asks the drunk, “Hey you drunk man! What’s all the screaming about in here? You are scaring all my customers away.”

The drunk whines, “I’m sitting on the toilet and every time I go to flush it, something comes up and squeezes the heck out of my gonads!”

Find out what exactly happen, after the break.

With that, the bartender looks in and says, “No wonder! You’re sitting on a mop bucket, you idiot!!”