Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station.

They approached the gas pumps and one of them said to it “Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader.”

The gas pump, of course, did not respond. The alien repeated the greeting and there was still no response. Annoyed by what he perceived as the gas pump’s haughty attitude the alien drew his ray gun and said impatiently, “Greetings earthling, we come in peace. How dare you ignore us this way? Take us to your leader or I will fire.”

The other alien shouted to his comrade, “No, you must not anger him…” but before he could finish his warning the first alien fired.

There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness the one who fired turned to the other one and said “What a ferocious creature. It nearly killed us. How did you know it was so dangerous?”

The other alien answered, “If there is one thing I have learned in my travels through the galaxy it’s if a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick in his own ear, don’t screw with him.

This Target Clock is designed by Simon Lumb. It uses boundaries of the color to indicate time. Video after the break. Read more…

Deep-sea diving suit circa 1882 was made by Alphonse and Théodore Carmagnolle and it is being shown at the National Marine Museum in Paris. Hmm… they did not described how this thing being used, it looks heavy. Read more…

French based S.T. DuPont (well-known for its lighter) has partnered up with Pantech Korea to release the IM-U510LE, the Pantech Sky DuPont phone. The phone is inspired by the company’s famous lighter design with ‘cling sound’ which is heard when opening the cap. The phone comes with a 3-inch full touchscreen with gold-coated edging, T-DMB, a 3M camera, GPS support, Bluetooth connectivity, electronic dictionary function and support 2G CDMA network. Expected to be available next month at 1 million won($830). More pictures after the break. Read more…

Those are the icons of settings, maps, calendar, and calculator tools of the iPhone. Each of them is printed on 1 inch button. You can choose to have a pin or magnet at the back. Available at $4.

Current bid at $1,325,000, this Ferrari Enzo is just one of three with this configuration in the US. It comes with all books, original window sticker, 2 keys, car cover, battery tender, car cover and luggage. More pictures after the break. Read more…

AVUS Performance, a German tuning shop have pimped up the Nissan GT-R with a newly-modified ECU and exhaust, giving it a boost to 570HP and an impressive 516 lb-ft of torque. And the coolest part the matte black paint.

“For AVUS PERFORMANCE a Nissan GT-R Black Edition was the basis for a very ambitious project. Besides optical changes they also put the emphasis on more power. A new modified ECU and a special new exhaust pipe (2 cats and the middle silencer have been removed) help the GT-R up to an impressive 580bhp and 700 Nm of torque (stock 485bhp and 588Nm).”

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France based Eugen Systems with Ubisoft has come out with the RUSE, a real time strategy game. It was demoed at the Festival du Jeu Video. Unlike the PC version, this one is player with the multi touch table like Microsoft Surface. It costs you a whopping $15,000 for the table and the game. Read more…

Someone’s chicken just laid big egg, which is much larger than a normal egg. He is going to crack it, so let’s see what’s in that big egg. Video after the break. Read more…

Check out this stop motion animation video called the Tic Tic Tac Wafer’s Keyboard. It is created by Hardcuore. Similar as one before. It’s an ad for Do Bem. Video after the break. Read more…