All these while, Santa is fake. No, really! If he’s real, then he really owes me lots of toys. Christmas is coming near, and I can already hear the songs in the malls. Feels really great, as this is the time where we get broke from buying all those useless presents. Luckily the turkey made up for it.

For kids (and some kids at heart), Christmas is a magical time where good behaviour are awarded by the fatty with a long beard who visits every single home on his “nice list” in the space of one night. For years, people have been calling shenanigans, even going so far as to calculating St Nick’s average speed needed to cover every household in the world.

NORAD, the North American Aerospace Defence Command, has joined force with Google Maps to say “PISHTOSH” to allow the internet to track his movement on Christmas Eve. At the moment, noradsanta.org has a countdown to 2am ET on December 24th when the real-time tracking will become active.

How real is Santa? Nobody knows. If you happen to see Santa, tell him to come by my house please. I’ve been good all these while.

SOURCE via Google