Having problems getting up during the AM, and have smashed a few alarm clocks, or is it the whining of the alarms not working? Well, here’s a wicked alarm that will surely solve whatever “oversleeping issues” you may have. The design of the money shredding alarm clock is definitely for the strong-hearted, for the rich or for the desperate.
This device will make sure you get to work on time, even if it means compromising the earnings you are about to make that day. If for some money is not a problem, the machine can also shred other important papers, such as holiday airplane tickets, homeworks, “to do” lists and so on.
Will this work? No, it won’t. Because nobody’s gonna put their greens into this thing even if they bought this shit. Trust me on this.

SOURCE via freshome.com