Forget your awesome Viper alarm system with GPS and The Club, all you really need to nab car thieves is a forklift. That was the preferred tool of one Norwegian man who was set on stopping a crook from speeding away with his W210-generation Mercedes-Benz E-Class. The man grabbed the Benz with his tractor-based forklift and raised the front end of the car off the ground, damaging his car in the process. Tourists caught it all on tape, and the police arrived to find the not-so-grand larcenist sitting in the driver’s seat. Funny thing is, why didn’t the crook run away? Probably afraid of height.